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Samantha. Twenty-two years of age. Here's a bunch of shit that I like. I hope you like it too.

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FACE AND SHIT
this is my last.fm

quickdraw-kiddo:

‘Hysterical Reading’

Pornstar Stoya reads while being stimulated by a Hitachi Magic Wand vibrator.

Stoya is a really fucking awesome human being. She picked the book and story for this video.

She also had never had an orgasm from a vibrator before this video. That look of sheer joy and happiness just gets me.

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— 2 weeks ago with 73371 notes

gigaguess:

robregal:

This is the proper reaction.

You can see the internal “Do I call him an idiot, or do I keep getting paid…?”

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— 2 weeks ago with 383007 notes

khaleesi:

cleolinda:

shialablunt:

fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects 

his head disappears omg

bless this post

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— 2 weeks ago with 790702 notes

alphascum:

THIS VIDEO IS CRUCIAL FOR MY EXISTENCE 

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— 2 weeks ago with 181626 notes
the-werefox:

merscaredie:

merscaredie:

merscaredie:

still no response; unsure if she’s in tune with my specific needs

nevermind she gets me


SHE LITERALLY JUST BROUGHT 100 SKELEMANS HOME


what exactly is going on in that picture in the background

the-werefox:

merscaredie:

merscaredie:

merscaredie:

still no response; unsure if she’s in tune with my specific needs

nevermind she gets me

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SHE LITERALLY JUST BROUGHT 100 SKELEMANS HOME

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what exactly is going on in that picture in the background

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— 2 weeks ago with 164972 notes
dollfacewho:

Today’s hair inspiration my favorite #pinup #rockabilly #missruby #retrohair

dollfacewho:

Today’s hair inspiration my favorite #pinup #rockabilly #missruby #retrohair

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— 2 weeks ago with 3586 notes